Dead in the water

This will be short, but it’s too funny not to post. As I’ve discussed, I’m back on Plentyoffish.com. No, people didn’t get any more normal. But a boy’s got to date. Maybe.

Here’s an actual message I just received:

Loved ur profile
Loved your pics

Here fishie fishie!
Would love to know you better!

S****

The key to my heart (or my pants) cannot be found in phrases like “Here fishie fishie!” And, let’s get real, he was hideous. You know I’d overlook a dumb phrase for someone really hot. Although, calling me fishie, fishie just might be too much for anyone to overcome.

Laying out the bait,

BM

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